With the success of ABC’s The Bachelor, and the way the show has become more and more crazy each season, here’s a list of quotes you’re still not likely to hear.

It was Christmastime in Wisteria Lane. Mike was arrested.

Lumi worked on their relationship. EJ threatened to sue the police department.

It could have been, as Meredith might say, “all pilgrimy” but it wasn’t. It was full of heart-wrenching suffering, especially the conflict of the unresolved decision. Lucky for devoted viewers, everyone in Shondaland knows “how to save a life.”

Nathan was blackmailed again. Brooke wanted to be with Lucas. Here are my thoughts.

Lynette told the police about Art. Ian’s butler didn’t approve of Susan.

What makes a critic a critic? Practice and many, many 6 p.m. screenings and the wisdom of the ages or (could it be?) just a knack for it? “Write what you know” will never be bad advice and so I go forth and think about tonight’s episode of “Brothers and Sisters.” Three-dimensional characters; a thick tv “bible.” Things we are grateful for:”Brothers and Sisters”.

An article on the controversy of reality TV talent shows.

Bo and Hope reunited this week. Steve saved Kayla with a kiss.

Dante wanted Nathan to pay him back. Nick and Brooke’s relationship was exposed. Here are my thoughts.