Spongebob is bad for your kids’ attentions spans, we get that. So it has to be taken off public television, right?

Why does everyone love Sponge Bob? If you’re still in the dark, read on, and learn why this cartoon series is now hailed as one of the greatest ever.

Ever wanted to act really dumb (or maybe not acting so much) and possibly annoy all people that are blue, have a huge nose, and are named Squidward?

A square, yellow, talking sponge.