Test Drive

Nice to see Zoe on something and hey I recognized someone which hardly ever happens when I’m watching a British show. I guess she wants a car but I do see some sparks between her and Max. Eww did Max walk in on Darren while he was looking at porn online? Oh sweetie that’s just sad. Maybe next time you should put a sign on the door to avoid the awkwardness of being caught with your hand in the cookie jar so to speak. Vanessa made him a bit tongue tied so Max took over for him. Isn’t that impressive I learned another name today since I didn’t know his name was Darren. Well I have only been watching since January so it takes some time to figure out who is who like hello finding out that Ian is Ben’s brother. I’m confused about that one myself.

Lucy is still getting the cold shoulder but Lauren tries to help her out but even she gets disgusted with the girl who is being a total cow. She can just go elsewhere since I like Fatboy. Wow he was talking in actual English today more or less or maybe I’m just learning British although Ian did confuse me when he said something that sounded like ass-bow fairies. I’m sure he didn’t say that but it sounded like that. Lucy broke up the party by sending Dad home where he hung out with Fatboy and the others until he ended up driving them off. I’m sure Arthur was just thrilled to have Ian say that he reminded Ian of himself. And sweetie I’m thinking Peter doesn’t like that necklace you gave him but he’s too polite to say anything about it. But at least Mercy’s big announcement was revealed since her and Grandma are going back to Legos. That’s where Legos come from. Okay not really but it sounds like it doesn’t it?

Gee what a shock Ian’s being a dick. He’s mean to Shirley who just wanted to see Ben. Phil’s off doing who knows what but at least she gives a crap. Don’t some people learn from their mistakes? If Ian was so concerned about his brother why didn’t he look in on him? During the time I’ve watched I’ve never seen him with the kid which shows that he has no right to talk because Shirley’s been there for him. I wonder if there will be a trial. Well the kid did confess so I’m thinking not but I just wanted to punch Lucas for being such a hypocrite when he was talking to Jordan about the wicked getting punished. And when exactly are you getting punished for killing a man and burying him in the square? Or does that not count since you’re a preacher or whatever you call it when the guy can get married.

Denise and the family decide to throw Jordan a welcome home party and hello Aunt Kim who I’ve never seen until today so that would be two names I learned today which wasn’t the best idea. Kim ends up getting drunk and Lucas leaves. He’s being a dick if you ask me. Here’s a tip sweetie don’t talk about your lack of a sex life with your daughter since she doesn’t want to know about that. He goes off to this bar where he’s called by another name. Maybe Mark is his evil twin brother or maybe he has a split personality and that’s the one that killed that guy. I think he’s the son of the white chick whose name I don’t know that’s I’m thinking dating Charlie. I’m thinking this dude has quite a few secrets he’s hiding from the family since he’s not exactly squeaky clean after all he killed a man and possibly killed the poor dog.

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