My thoughts about the episode of Hollyoaks that aired on 6/2/10.
Nev can be such a moron. There was nothing wrong with Suzanne’s dress. Wake up and smell the hottie you have a good looking wife that you treat like crap. I thought Duncan’s eyes were going to pop out of head and now he’s claiming she has the menopause. Why does he add the to it? I guess that’s a British thing like saying our when talking about a family member.
Nice shoes Darren but at least he pays attention to Suzanne so it’s no wonder that she ends up making out on the couch which could have tuned into more if Nev hadn’t come banging on the door. But don’t worry she had the door locked which was really smart and Darren found his own way out. He ran into Duncan outside who asked him what menopause was and Darren was typical Darren mentioning growing a beard. Duncan didn’t like that idea and I’m thinking no one does. A mustache is bad enough but a beard would be even more of a nightmare. No shocker that he has leopard print shoes.
Shouldn’t you ask the guy before making an offer to your son’s girlfriend if she’d like to move in? He asked about going to the police about Adam which of course she doesn’t want to do because she’ll be outed as a nutter. Hell he seems perfectly sane compared to her that I sort of feel bad for the guy. At least he got help with his issues. So now Loretta’s moving in which isn’t a good idea since she’s turned into a loon literally overnight. I just don’t get why people are doing that. Maybe it is the water while in Salem people are just being stupid while over here people are going insane. Maybe Suzanne could use that as an excuse if she ends up having an affair with Darren. Well Nev is a total fuddy duddy.
Steph finds out that she has cervical cancer so she’s bummed of course but the others think she’s upset because Tom asked if Max was her soul mate. He’s been hearing from this girl Chardonnay and Loretta told him she might be his soul mate. I say beware of girls named after booze since they just might be trouble. That is tricky because she loved Max of course but that doesn’t mean she can’t be happy with Gilly. Talk about crappy news and timing since she just got together with Gilly only to get this horrible news. That was so adorable when Tom asked Gilly what his intentions were towards Steph.
Olly shows himself to be sleazy when he gets Amy drunk. He’s not drinking any booze. I guess in England you have to get drunk a lot in order to be a student. But Ste is around and I get the feeling that Amy just won’t be in the mood after all those drinks. I’m thinking she’ll be riding the porcelain bus for the night. Is it strange that I kind of wish she’d get back together with Ste? I know that just sounds bizarre but the guy did change and he’s doing great. So it isn’t so insane since Olly is showing himself to be a not so great guy.
Theresa asks if she can stay at Kyle’s place. He agrees but he seems to want her to be his maid if she sticks around. Can you do my toilet next sweetie? It certainly doesn’t help matters that he brings some girl back with him. He ends up giving her orders to give some guy Gary a package. Oh that can’t be good. I’m thinking that the package doesn’t have comic books in it. She really should go home but she’s hiding from Jacqui and she probably doesn’t want to deal with the decision that’s before her on whether or not she wants to keep the baby.
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