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Wow I might actually be calling him by name. Right on Ridge for seeing that there is something off with your hell spawn. Sadly the same can’t be said by Boobess. Yes I think I might have to go back to calling Taylor that since she just refuses to see what’s in front of her. Maybe she needs some sense slapped into her.  He actually admitted that he was to blame. That’s on him and not Hope who never did anything wrong since her only so called crime would be being a Logan.

As for Skanky One I just want to slap that bitca around. Hello you stupid cow you’re a Marone. She goes on about being a Forrester but she isn’t one either at least not by blood so it is ridiculous of her to act like she has every right to be there and everyone Logan has to be gone. I don’t think this extends to the guys since she doesn’t seem to be going after Rick or Marcus who would fall into the Logan category too. If she’s friends with Marcus does she really want to screw over the guy’s cousin? I don’t think he’d be too happy about that or Rick since Hope’s his little sister. I wonder if Boobess will listen to what Brooke said. Come on do you really want the feud to continue? Have some sense for Pete’s sake you used to be a shrink.

Too bad there wasn’t more Oweny goodness but I always enjoy that and it sounds like Whip does too. Well he did tell Owen to take his clothes off. But sadly he gave Owen that robe much too fast. Maybe I’m the only one that thought that. Aggie did notice that something was off. If she finds out she’ll run to Nick for sure. For the time being she’s respecting the marriage but if she finds out about the baby all bets are off which makes her a bit better than Skanky One who doesn’t care that Hope is involved with Oliver but because they aren’t having sex she thinks it’s just dandy to go after the guy. I really hope he doesn’t give into the skank but she won’t give in. Hell she might be more determined now than ever and Oliver I don’t think you can handle her and Rick doesn’t seem to think so either. Dude listen to Rick since he knows better than anyone what trouble Skanky One can be.

What in the hell was Bridget wearing? That was just horrible. It was really weird fabric and there were weird lines. Maybe it is the height of fashion but damn it just looked like a fancy potato sack. But I guess it doesn’t matter as long as there’s another Cabana Boy shoot. I really need to see about getting one myself. Nick the only problem is that Owen isn’t shirtless enough. I just wonder if Bridget will be able to carry the baby to term with all this stress. Maybe she shouldn’t be around for the shoots. Hell I volunteer to take her place just to make sure the shoot goes off without a hitch. See I’m a giver. Oops sorry Owen I’m afraid I lost your robe. Oops Owen I dropped that could you please pick it up for me? Now where was I?

Brooke gets worried when Hope tells her that she’s going to do whatever it takes to keep Oliver. This leads to her going to the cow who was all cozy in the chair and conveniently forgetting that she’s a Marone. Remember that dude that looks like Stefano Dimera’s doppelganger well that would be your Grandfather you stupid cow? So it is just ridiculous when she goes on about being a Forrester. Hell Rick’s one by blood but this stupid cow thinks she’s special. It was such a mistake making her head of PR since the power went to her head. No wonder her hair looks like that. Does anyone else want to just give it a yank? That just might be me. She tries to get Skanky One to put an end to the feud and to try to work together. She even asked Boobess. It looked like she might have been getting through but who knows if that plea will get through. Come on  Boobess earn your name back by talking some sense into that skank. She refuses to see that her daughter is trying to use sex to get rid of the Logans.

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