Who Done It?

Maybe India doesn’t want Josh around because of his hair. Dave set up a murder mystery thing for her birthday. I guess no one wanted to go to India’s party or whatever since there wasn’t a big turnout. Oops and no Rhys to be found either.

So each of them get to be a character and hell I almost didn’t recognize Ollie there in his geek attire. Sadly Charlotte got stuck being the balding janitor. I’m guessing the janitor is supposed to be balding since she has that thing on her head. She should have been the cheerleader since it would have been funny if India got stuck as the janitor but she’s the birthday girl. Poor Charlotte wants to be the queen.

So were those supposed to be American accents? I guess I shouldn’t really say anything since I probably wouldn’t do a very good British accent. I can do Lala the Teletubby but that’s about it. Ironically this is all going on when Calvin is about to get killed himself and damn it I’m still no closer to figuring out who the killer is. It was Lauren that took the gun so Sasha decides it would be a good idea to hide it under the couch. Oh sure that’s a really good hiding place but Jacqui who had just found out about Calvin and came to the house to see him noticed the knocked over picture so she claimed she had a banging headache so Leo would get her an aspirin. Now I’m the one with the banging headache. 

Jacqui  took the gun but when she went to Calvin he wasn’t in a chatting mood. He’d just tossed out Mercedes who was acting like Steffy Forrester parading around in her panties.Well don’t worry he’s going to end up dead although that is a wee bit harsh but that was so very wrong sleeping with Mercedes and don’t forget underage Theresa who he knocked up or as you Brits say up with the duff although that really doesn’t make any sense to me. And she did say that Calvin would get what he deserves. So she’s topping the list because she has the gun but who knows maybe someone else will take it out of her bag and hell there has to be more than one gun in the village. Gaz is in jail so that’s one suspect off the list.

Who says you have to wear a white dress on your wedding? The real question I’d like answered would be why it has to be a white cake? What’s wrong with chocolate? Is there some law saying it has to be white. Well I wouldn’t want a white cake since I love chocolate and I’m talking the good chocolate since the white stuff is just nasty but to each their own I guess. At least she had that backup dress since Mercedes bowed out as a bridesmaid. And of course you have to have a tiara. I don’t remember Michaela trying on the dress but apparently she looked like a tranny. Well that’s a bit harsh Theresa. The only one that isn’t on the list would be Myra since she has no clue since she’s all happy for Carmel and Calvin. So I’m not closer to figuring it out than I was when that episode aired in January I believe it was.

It would have been funny if Cheryl did end up tackling Mal. I’m betting on her. She now knows about Mercedes. I don’t really think she would do it but on the other hand these are both guys that she cares about. She was with Mal and she had a major thing for Calvin but she accepted that it wasn’t ever going to happen. But I think she’d rather go after Mercedes or maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part. Come on I can’t be the only one that wouldn’t mind seeing these two go at it. I know who I’m rooting for but I’m sure Mercedes will play dirty. Well Cheryl just do the chick fight thing and grab her hair. Or she could smother her between her boobs of doom.

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