Five T Shirts I Want for My Birthday

1. Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Instructions T Shirt: One of my favourite movies is Monty Python & the Holy Grail and the scene where the Knights of the Round Table resort to using this fictional super weapon in order to destroy a white rabbit. This t-shirt has a Holy Hand Grenade emblem on the front and the full (ridiculous) instructions upon the back.

So if anyone that knows me is reading this, a Holy Hand Grenade t-shirt for my birthday please, or, failing that, any other Monty Python & the Holy Grail T Shirt.

2. Mr Snuffleupagus T Shirt: I grew up with Sesame Street in the 1970s and whilst I loved most of the characters, Big Bird, Bert & Ernie, Cookie Monster, Grover, The Count etc., Mr Snuffleupagus was the one I liked more than the others. To find a t-shirt with him on now is great. This is the best of the Sesame Street Tees, buy it for me please mother!

3. Darth Vader Dark Side T Shirt: Okay, most guys of a certain age are obsessed with Star Wars. I watched all 6 movies at the cinema on their release and I am still watching them now (although, of course, the original trilogy is by far the best). This t-shirt has my favourite character, Darth Vader, trying to recruit YOU for the dark side.

This is my favourite Darth Vader Shirt.

4. Green Eggs and Ham T Shirt: This was one of the first books I read by myself and I still love it and read it fairly often. Of course, Sam-I-Am is the star of the show, constantly harassing the Nameless Sceptic, pestering him with the putrid Green Eggs and Ham, and he features on this Dr Seuss t-shirt. Come on somebody, buy this for my birthday and I will wear it here and there.

5. Lorax T Shirt: I studied conservation at university and I love Dr Seuss books so it is only natural that The Lorax is a favourite of mine. Lorax T Shirts seem pretty hard to come by so any one will do thank you very much. 

Happy Birthday to me!