To Kill a Mocking Girl

My thoughts about the third episode of Pretty Little Liars.

That is odd that Spencer knew that it was 136 steps to the place. It would be one thing if she recognized the tree after all Hanna did say they went out there a lot but knowing the exact number of steps is just strange. She claimed she hasn’t been out there. Since Emily’s Mom suggested they do something to remember Allison they went out there but they never got to the shed because they heard a noise. Um I’m pretty sure that a person standing next to you will hear what you heard. Duh! Now that would have to be a pretty big rabbit to make all that noise. Yes Hanna call out to whoever is out there but no we’re sticking with the bunny delusion since a bunny in the woods isn’t so scary unless of course you encounter one like Gabrielle did on Xena.

Well that’s just rude Mr Creepy Cop Guy standing in the kitchen trying to figure out what makes I’m thinking cream cheese spreadable. Oh that’s nice it turns out that it is the canola oil. Thank you not get the hell out but I thank you for wearing a towel. Hey just because he’s creepy doesn’t mean I won’t enjoy the view. Now where was I? He was also eavesdropping too. Hmm I wonder what Sydney was talking about not wanting an enemy on the police force. What’s that about? Maybe I missed something. At least he learned why cream cheese is spreadable but dude don’t go poking around in a girl’s purse unless you have a warrant. So no more Creepy Cop Guy in the kitchen in a towel. That’s a good thing right?

I can’t believe Mr Cheater is cheating on Piper er I mean Ella. Leo would never do something like that but this dude is no Leo. As for the skanky blonde I don’t like her at all. And in the Charmed tradition of course she’s an evil blonde. She didn’t care that Aria knew about the affair and showed up at the opening. That’s just tack being all buddy buddy with the wife of the man you had an affair with and I’m thinking she wants to start it up again if it hasn’t already. Shame on you cheating on Piper. Too bad she doesn’t have the ability to freeze you or blow you up since I think he’d deserve that.

Mr Creepy Cop Guy decides to go after Hanna since he figures she’s an easy target. I could have sworn you had to get permission before doing that. Of course he’s been using the shoplighting thing to get his grapefruit squeezed which shows what an utter sleaze he is. I’m just glad that Sydney wised up and kicked his butt out the door although I wouldn’t have let him leave with the pizza. I wonder if he’ll make sure Hanna’s brought up on shoplifting charges. That isn’t exactly a stepping stone to murder but I’m thinking he just suspects that Hanna knows something not that she actually did anything to Allison. He found Hanna’s bracelet that Allison gave to her which led to the kicking out. You go Sydney. Okay I have no clue what her name is on here and I’m wondering if the color on my TV is just off because her hair is looking more red compared to the first episode. Is it just me? Maybe it is and I have occasional color confusion.

More flashbacks reveal that Toby’s the one that rescued his I think they said stepsister. He’s the one that took the blame for what happened on the night of Jenna’s accident. Allison had some dirt on him which is why he did it. Now he’s kind of cute in a creepy way so I wonder if he might be Jenna’s eyes after all he does seem to just pop up like he did in the locker room when Ben was being a total jerk to Emily. Trying to rape a girl is one way to get your butt kicked along with the girl breaking up with you. Also I think he might like Emily. And there’s the part where they only have Allison’s say so that it was Toby peeking in the window when it could have been Jenna or no one. Maybe she just felt like doing what she did for fun.

Damn Spencer has a horrible family. Oh yes Melissa is the golden child who can do no wrong. Maybe if you weren’t such a nasty cow your fiancee wouldn’t hit on your sister. So everything is all Spencer’s fault. But she did get some payback after all it was pretty stupid of the bitca to leave an old paper on her laptop that Spencer was able to steal. I wonder if she was going to use it before Melissa came home and decided to be a total bitca. Always make sure to change the year along with the name since a teacher might wonder why you wrote the paper like six years ago. Hey this is in the future sort of because I’m pretty sure that the ninth month would be September. See I’m not a total moron after all. Of course a person’s going to take a train in an attempt to clear her name. I’m thinking Melissa isn’t all that smart since she got pissed off because Spencer wanted Reed to tell her family what really happened. I don’t really blame her for stealing the paper after she was so nasty to her.

It amuses me that Bianca’s still playing a high school student since 1993. You go girl. She ends up going to the party with Emily and things get hot and heavy in the photo booth but someone stole the pictures which include the two girls kissing. I wonder if it was Toby. Oh yes I’m with Maya since I’m pretty sure I’m capable of breaking a camera. There are just some pictures that are destined to come out bad and the driver’s license or ID would be in that category since I always look stoned without actually being stoned. Sorry Ben but I think you’ve been replaced. Well they are pretty adorable together and Ben seems like he’s a big jerk and hey maybe what’s his name Sean likes him.

Hanna’s wondering what’s going on with her boyfriend and I am too since he’d rather play Foosball with Ben. Maybe he has a crush on him. It is just odd that this guy doesn’t want to just jump this girl when pretty much any other guy wouldn’t her down. Maybe it is a religious thing or maybe he’s gay with no interest in the girl or maybe he prefers the old Hanna. Does anyone else think the so called fat suit is just lame? Oh yeah she was so very huge and lost so much weight. That’s just redonkulous. After he turns her down she takes his car and drives off even ignoring I think that was Mona calling after her.

Aria of course wants to continue things with Fitz so she asks him to the I think it was a gallery opening which makes me think of Joyce Summers. Oops I guess I have Buffy on the brain just a little bit. That wasn’t such a good idea but he had the sense to turn her down. He tells her she should go to the party instead which she does but she shows up at the gallery later only to find Meredith the nasty blonde beast walking in. Oh she’s just nasty isn’t she? Get your own drink bitca. Hey how odd but I’m wearing the same nail polish as Aria. That’s a total fluke and utterly weird. I’m not too crazy about her earrings or earring or whatever but the top is cute. After running into the nasty blonde beast she goes to Fitz’s place because she doesn’t want to go home.

The girls end up trying to go to the shed again but once again someone is out in the woods. I think Toby might have been the one to leave the bracelet that belonged to Allison. How spooky was it when Emily went over to thank Toby for the locker room incident only to have Jenna pop up out of nowhere? Hey I didn’t see her sitting there and I certainly know that Emily didn’t see her either. Maybe she got an earful from Allison when she visited Jenna in the hospital. Someone has to know these secrets unless Hanna is right about Allison not really being dead. Or maybe Allison kept a diary that someone found that revealed the secrets although someone has to be watching them at least so maybe Jenna and Toby are in it together. I do wonder what Allison had on him to make him confess to something he didn’t do.

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