This is a list of songs for a stalker’s play-list.
Listen to the lyrics- He’s following this chick everywhere! She can’t shake the maniac! He follows her to the mall, the bus stop all while having “fantasies” about licking ice cream off her body in his car… in dark shades.
Lil’ Tevin is shy and he sings his heart out to convince himself to approach his secret love. He feels “just like a baby”. I wonder if the guy he’s following knows?
Whenever I hear this song, I am thinking “Poor guy! What did he do to deserve such a psychopathic woman who refuses to let him leave?” Song was recently brought back to life by another “Jennifer” in the movie “Dreamgirls”.
I imagine a gun in Sting’s hand while singing this one… standing over a sleeping lover. Even looking at the lyrics on a lyrics website is disturbing– or maybe it’s just me? It’s more like a ritual chant than song lyrics. Puff doesn’t make it any better on the remix with his sobbing and tap dancing in the rain act. Hopefully your loved one will fall off a motorcycle for you when you play this one!
“They’ve been watching her… for so very long” – All four of them. This is back when it seemed like all the “guy groups” were going after the same chick in their videos. With a big spray-brushed photo of himself on the back of his jacket in the video, what woman would turn this one down? The remix is much “sexier”, but not as funny.
Musiq is semi-chasing a girl down the street… a little desperate, no?
He actually is chasing a girl down the street on this one, literally begging for a “one-nighter”. Pervert!
Picture Diana Ross and or Steve Wonder chasing you down the street singing “I’m gonna get cha! I’m gonna get cha!” What more can you ask for? It’s an old school classic.
I never really liked the song, only the “hook” or chorus that MJ sings. Some weird guy “rapping” or talking over a sinister track ruined what could have been the greatest reverse stalking song of all time.
What can top Lionel Ritchie stalking his young, blind student in this video- Literally following her through the school halls while her cane slaps the floor? Don’t teachers ever go to a nightclub or a bar like the average pervert? In his defense, that chick IS fine! Not that blind chicks can’t be fine, but it’s just an odd thought to try and pick up on a chick that can’t see. In a shocking twist in the video, it turns out she was really stalking him the whole time! It’s kind of freaky at the end but this video is absolutely priceless!
She has a new man and family, dude! Get over it and get back to obsessing about Biggie.
The Way You Make Me Feel – Michael Jackson
This was my favorite song for a short, embarrassing time. Funny part is, he was chasing this chick all over town and through dark alleys in the video, but in real life she was trying to bang him. No dice baby, one too many vaginas and way too old. It would have been number 1 on the list, but the thought of Michael Jackson stalking a grown woman is just too unbelievable.