Top 10 Stalker Songs

This is a list of songs for a stalker’s play-list.

10. Hey Lover – LL Cool J

Listen to the lyrics- He’s following this chick everywhere! She can’t shake the maniac! He follows her to the mall, the bus stop all while having “fantasies” about licking ice cream off her body in his car… in dark shades.

9. Can We Talk – Tevin Campbell

Lil’ Tevin is shy and he sings his heart out to convince himself to approach his secret love. He feels “just like a baby”. I wonder if the guy he’s following knows?

8. I’m Telling You – Jennifer Holiday

Whenever I hear this song, I am thinking “Poor guy! What did he do to deserve such a psychopathic woman who refuses to let him leave?” Song was recently brought back to life by another “Jennifer” in the movie “Dreamgirls”.

7. Every Breath You Take – The Police/Sting

I imagine a gun in Sting’s hand while singing this one… standing over a sleeping lover. Even looking at the lyrics on a lyrics website is disturbing– or maybe it’s just me? It’s more like a ritual chant than song lyrics. Puff doesn’t make it any better on the remix with his sobbing and tap dancing in the rain act. Hopefully your loved one will fall off a motorcycle for you when you play this one!

6. Come and Talk – Jodeci

“They’ve been watching her… for so very long” – All four of them. This is back when it seemed like all the “guy groups” were going after the same chick in their videos. With a big spray-brushed photo of himself on the back of his jacket in the video, what woman would turn this one down? The remix is much “sexier”, but not as funny.

5. Just Friends – Musiq Soulchild

Musiq is semi-chasing a girl down the street… a little desperate, no?

4. Buddy – Musiq Soulchild

He actually is chasing a girl down the street on this one, literally begging for a “one-nighter”. Pervert!

3. I’m Gonna Make You Love Me – Diana Ross

Picture Diana Ross and or Steve Wonder chasing you down the street singing “I’m gonna get cha! I’m gonna get cha!” What more can you ask for? It’s an old school classic.

2. Somebody’s Watching Me – Rockwell/Michael Jackson

I never really liked the song, only the “hook” or chorus that MJ sings. Some weird guy “rapping” or talking over a sinister track ruined what could have been the greatest reverse stalking song of all time.

1. Hello – Lionel Ritchie

What can top Lionel Ritchie stalking his young, blind student in this video- Literally following her through the school halls while her cane slaps the floor? Don’t teachers ever go to a nightclub or a bar like the average pervert? In his defense, that chick IS fine! Not that blind chicks can’t be fine, but it’s just an odd thought to try and pick up on a chick that can’t see. In a shocking twist in the video, it turns out she was really stalking him the whole time! It’s kind of freaky at the end but this video is absolutely priceless!

Bonus Songs!

Last Night – Puff Daddy and Keyshia Cole

She has a new man and family, dude! Get over it and get back to obsessing about Biggie.

The Way You Make Me Feel – Michael Jackson

This was my favorite song for a short, embarrassing time. Funny part is, he was chasing this chick all over town and through dark alleys in the video, but in real life she was trying to bang him. No dice baby, one too many vaginas and way too old. It would have been number 1 on the list, but the thought of Michael Jackson stalking a grown woman is just too unbelievable.

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7 Responses to “Top 10 Stalker Songs”
  1. Jay says:

    GREAT POST! But I am surprised Clay Aiken istn on there. “I watch you alone in your room, like you dont even know I am there”

  2. KG says:

    Thanks, bud. I mostly included R&B type songs because I don’t listen to much rock (or whatever Aiken sings).

    I was going to make a rock version of this, but I’ve since found a ton of stalker song blogs online. Funny, eh?

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  7. kill me says:

    wheres being followed by rocket science
    thats creepy

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