Top 16 Barely-Legal Banned Commercials

1: Mother Said I Could

Most kids complain about their moms always saying no. These children’s moms complain about mothers who let their kids run wild. This video is a really extreme scenario featuring a very agreeable mother and a kid with a chainsaw.

2: Priceless Mastercard

Oral sex on the porch, sure, daddy doesn’t mind. I wish my girlfriend’s dad was a bit more like this guy. 

3: Use Condoms

People say always use protection, you begin to think: STDs, pregnancy, and all that other stuff. This video shows the harsh reality of it. Don’t end up like this poor fellow.

4: Like a Ketchup Bottle

This video demonstrates the real reason you should always be precise in your speech. Failure to do so may result in much pain. Never advise a girl to do this, learn from the mistakes of others.

5: Levis

A woman commits a crime, as she runs into a men’s bathroom to change out of her disguise she spots a blind man. A cold-blooded mobster would dispose of any and all witnesses, this woman decides to flaunt her panties in the guys face instead. 

6: This Is A Library

Blondes have more fun. Maybe they do maybe they don’t, I’m not going to judge. In either case however, this blonde definitely cannot tell a library from a Burger King.

7: Vibrator Phone

Ring! Ring! Ring! Oh! Thats MY phone, I better pick it up now. It vibrates an awful lot too. Quite an awkward situation.

8: Your Photos

Photoshop really does do wonders. A high quality camera might just make your breasts look larger as well, who knows? You’ll never know for sure until you try it.

9: Strip Poker

Elderly people can be very forgetful, granted. But when they forget their age and start to play strip poker, it’s a good thing there’s someone at the retirement home to make sure they get their clothes back on.

10: Bud Light

You can find bottle openers on anything from talking keychains to sandals nowadays. This man had to face karma, backwards, and became the first human bottle opener. Bud Lights all around.

11: Fart

Big brother’s always watching you from one place or another. Next time you think its safe to rip one, make sure you look both ways. First impressions count for a lot, make a good one.

12: Dinner Party

Valentine’s Day comes but once a year, something special must be done. What could be more romantic then barging into your wife’s dinner party in the nude with a bright red rose in your mouth?

13: Once In A Lifetime

You never know when your going to need a camera, so next time you dive into an ocean filled with beautiful females, make sure you bring one. You might just capture a Kodak moment.

14: Drink Till She’s Hot

Not having much luck with the ladies? Next time your sitting next to a dull, or even slightly scary looking woman, simply chug a pint of this beer and she’ll turn into a sexy supermodel.

15: Tidy Up

It’s never a bad time for some spring cleaning. Especially if you have a girlfriend who could accidentally impale herself on a fork (talk about a lawsuit), or a toddler who could start to play airplane with some forgotten sex-toy thats lying around. IKEA will help you find exactly what you need to prevent such incidents.

16: Mr. Wind

This man is officially the most misunderstood human being of all time. I hope you will find it in your hearts to accept him next time he pulls up your dress or throws sand in your eyes. “His potential is ours.”