What Happened to the Cavemen

 Cavemen. I loved that show, but what happened to it. They are still making commercials. So I know that they are still employed, albeit feeling jilted I am sure. I mean did they used to work for Geico? Did Geico fire them? I mean one minute they are Geico’s spokespersons, then they get the British Gecko. Are the cavemen living in L.A.? Are they getting good compensation for having lost their jobs? I think that Geico is paying them some sort of salary so that they won’t have to go to court for discrimination. That would be a landmark case. I mean cavemen are people too you know. If it were not for the cavemen we wouldn’t have a lot of things like grills and wheels and affordable insurance. I was so very interested in their life. The show was so great. They were very inspiring and brave. I mean you have to be brave to live among those of us who are more hairless than they. They were not afraid to be themselves. I mean I love reality shows and that one was the best. People are so wrong to think that cavemen are stupid and moronic. There are plenty of modern men who are jerks. I can say that if I knew a caveman, I would not treat them like a second class citizen. Just because they are a little bit on the hairy side doesn’t mean a thing. Oh, and just because scientist say that they have a smaller brains doesn’t mean that they are dumb. There are plenty of large brained people who are big dumb and crazy. They don’t need a caveman to be compared to either. I mean look at me. I am a normal person and I have continued to write this article as one long paragraph. Anyway…I wish that they would put the caveman show back on. Now that was great reality television.

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